Singaporean Language?

Last weekend, I was working at the box office.

Then came along this little Middle Eastern boy with very apparent Western influence. He's probably in SG on holiday with the family.

So he came up to my counter and asked,

"Is Harry Potter in English? Or is it in like, Singaporean language or something?"

I replied, "Yeah, it's in English,"

Then I just thought to myself, what the hell is Singaporean language? And then I just kinda laughed it off.

Singaporean Language = Singlish

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE DUBBED IN SINGLISH?!

(insert spoof video of a scene from Harry Potter DUBBED IN SINGLISH)