The Ant Bait Update

I've set all three ant baits.

This morning, much to my dismay, didn't really find any ants around the baits. However, there were still ants on the kitchen table.

They were feeding off this French loaf! F***!!! I so wanted to have the bread for breakfast! It's this ultra delectable French loaf from Bedok Central that my mother bought last night. What ill fortune!

So I turned on my built-in ant radar and started to scan for these dreadful but really resourceful f***ers.

So far, I have noted 3 different species of ants. Thankfully, they're quite site-specific. Thankfully, I have 3 baits too!

I realised that I had to bait them at more strategic locations. So I relocated 2 of the ant baits.

Earlier on, I checked on my baits again. I cannot believe that I'm actually happy to see frantic ant trails! This time, I decided not to smother them with powder like I always do.

With a sinister laugh, I bellowed at the freaking creatures:

"FEAST ON YOU LITTLE ONES FOR THERE MAY BE NO SUCH FEAST IN THE FUTURE!

TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL TO YOUR QUEEN!

LET THE POISON SINK RIGHT IN! LET HER SHRIVEL AND DIE!

TONIGHT, YOU SHALL DINE IN HELL!!!"