Yesterday was such a fun day.

I had a great time talking crap with my colleagues. Humorous crap. Funny crap. Side-splitting crap. Not crap crap.

Then I also got a fantastic insight to what goes on in a design course. And then I became really excited. I mean REALLY excited. I can almost feel it rushing throuh my veins already. I feel so glad that I've made up my mind. It's truly a wonderful feeling. As though I'm on the top of the world.

As a result, THE BURPING WILL NOT STOP!!!

You'd be incredulous how many times I can burp in an hour. I used to think it was kinda gross. But then when I was the one burping, I didn't think it was all that bad after all. I wish to record all my burps, then clip them together to produce a melody. Hopefully I can produce a full CD of burping melodies.

Erm, just wishful thinking on my part.

Anyways, some people can drag their burps for a few beats straight. I wonder how they do it. It's so amazing. You know, those long and draggy burps that have a certain cadence to it? It's not gross, neither is it unglam. Grow outta it!

You know how they always associate bingeing on ice-cream with depression? That's gotta be some serious crap I've heard. There's nothing wrong with gorging down one full pint of ice-cream. Especially when it's Ben & Jerry's ice-cream or something.

Have you tasted chocolates from Royce before? I tell you, they're truly delectable. It's like for once, you'd really really REALLY understand the phrase "Melt in your mouth". Cut into bite-sized pieces, it is really essentially that they're kept refrigerated. Just looking at it, you won't really think much of it. Until the moment you seal the chocolate off from the outside world in your mouth. From then on, it's heaven. Either you're speechless, or you cannot stop moaning. Moaning due to pleasure.

For me, I was moaning away. Sheer pleasure, okay. Then my colleague said I sounded like I was having an orgasm. Haha!... That's how wonderful Royce chocolates are. Talk about pleasures!

And since I remembered this incident, I shall recount it.

A while back, I was on the train, just minding my own business, listening to great music on my player while I sat beside a middle-aged woman.

Then by the corner of my eye, I caught that woman constantly directing her line of vision towards me. You know how uncomfortable it gets whenever you get someone staring at you. You can almost feel it creeping down your side. Or the idea of having someone peeking over your shoulder? It's just a thorn in one's side.

Anyways, so she couldn't stop turning her head to me. And I got a little fed-up and turned towards her, half-glared at her. Then I saw her lips move. I only saw her lips move and heard my fantastic line-up of music. So for I removed my earpiece and asked for her to repeat what she said:

It's too loud, (points to ears), you should turn it down. You don't feel it now, but when you reach your 30s or 40s, you're going to hear the ringing in your ears (while pointing to ears again).

Frankly, I was appalled. Caught off guard. I didn't know what to say, so I only managed to utter a feeble "Okay,". Consequently, I turned down the volume, just to appease her. After maybe a minute or so, I felt her say something again. Removed earpiece, asked to repeat:

You don't mind me telling you this, ar? Cos you know...

This time, I was really pissed. I just said, "Oh, it's all right. I don't mind." and flashed that million-dollar smile, in every way sarcastic. After which, I reverted to enjoying my music.

I alighted a few stops after that and immediately turned up the volume again.

You know the stupidest thing about what happened? She asked me if I'd mind what she said after she had said what she said. It's so STUPID!!! I mean, like what the hell?! She knew very well that she would be offending people by asking that lame request, yet she still did it. I'm not receptive to requests like that.

My only concern, get it over and done with asap, with minimal interaction while still being polite. Rudeness, by any standard, is unacceptable.

And for now, it's likely my music continues to play at that same decibel level. As long as I enjoy it, there is nothing wrong.

You should enjoy yourself too!