A Series Of Unfortunate Events

1. Gave myself a nasty boo-boo on the left index finger. Was trying to slice open the top of a squiggy paint bottle. Used much force. And poof! I sliced myself too. Got stunned, went into mild shock. Hurriedly called first-aider friend for help. All was fine.

2. Had a great big fall. Some F-ing dumb-ass at home decides to mop the floor. Did a lousy job. The floor was wet with soap water. WET. Slippery wet. Not damp wet. Leapt off my bed as I usually do with much ease. Instead of landing on feet, I skidded a little, landed on right pelvic area, head bumped slightly onto TV rack. Crammy space, I'd say. And to hell with that jinx.

3. Freakin' computer took three illegal shut-downs before successfully connecting me to the Internet. I'm patient. So I could afford to wait.

4. Freakin' compter, again, turn against me. Closed my Explorer window in the midst of typing an almost completed blog entry. I'm used to it. Just wait till I get my own computer. Oh yes, just for your information, this happened because that jinx which couldn't mop the floor properly decided to interrupt me.

That's the end of the series of unfortunate events. Now I hurt like crazy. But today hasn't been all bad. It just happened that today I had to suffer an onslaught of misfortunes.

Nevertheless, I got myself new clothes. Well, they're not what you'd expect, because I got them in Bedok Central. Anyways, I was hanging around in Bedok when I got a brain wave. Then I found myself at Giordano trying on a T-shirt size. I left with 2 white tees and a black one. Yes, black and white. PLAIN black and white. So I can paint on my own designs.

So a while ago, I started on a white tee. Painted a nice and big gold rectangle on it (Hence the cut on finger). In later stage, I shall imprint the word "NERD" right in the middle of the gold box. Something like that: (except there's no black outline and word is white)



Meanwhile, I am anxiouslt awaiting the coming of Thursday. It shall be the day of relevation. I'm so excited! You shall be too when the day comes. It's a surprise.

Prepared to be surprised.