Fairytale Mash-up

Background information:
I look like a prince, burp like a frog and loves cleaning(when I'm at work only).

Once upon a time, there lived a Prince who was really sick of his life. All the pressure from the King and Queen made him a really unhappy young man. All he wanted was to do what he truly wanted, which was to live in a farm in the rural countryside.

So as the days passed, he kept on dreaming of better things. One fine day, he came across a dirt-covered oil lamp by the river bank. It had intricate details and beneath the dirt was a shiny surface. The Prince has always been drawn to shiny things. Very furiously, he rubbed at the oil lamp, hoping to restore it to its original glory.

Suddenly, POOF! Out came the Genie!

"Yes, Master, your wish is my command. You've got three wishes, so get on with it." Genie bellowed.

The Prince cannot believe his eyes. "What the hell?! Are you serious?! You're the Genie in the lamp?!"

"Yeah, yeah, get on with it you stupid fool, I mean, Master..."

"I wish I lived in a farm down in the countryside!"

POOF! The Prince vanished into thin air.

He found himself living his wildest dream. He was finally free! Free from the Royal thingy, free from everything! He was in a farm on a hill top over-looking green pastures specked generously with fluffy bits of sheep.

Meanwhile, back at the castle, the King and Queen grew anxious as the Prince was nowhere to be found. The King activated all the kingsmen and kings-horses, but the Prince was never found again. So in an act of desperation, they engaged a spirit medium. Little did they know what trouble they had sought.

The spirit medium was an evil witch in disguise. And evil witch that was jealous of everything. She wanted to make the King and Queen pay for having a handsome son. She wanted them to pay for all that they had that she couldn't have. She set her trap, and the desperate King and Queen just foolishly stepped into it.

The King and Queen are now gone forever.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who's the Vilest of them all?" the evil witch crooned into her compact mirror(she was jealous that the Queen had a full length mirror).

"ME!!!" she screamed back hysterically.

In the meantime, the Prince was having the time of his life. He was just herding up the sheep when suddenly, the sky turned grey as dark clouds gathered in a menacing pace. But because he was having so much fun, he banished any bad thoughts that came to him.

Then the worst thing happened.

The evil witch descended from above and bellowed, "YOU!!!!" as she pointed her ugly finger at the Prince. A spectacular bolt of lightning came down from above and struck the Prince. A split second before, the Prince was marvelling at the bolt of lightning. When he got struck, he was smiling. He did not know what had happened.

But when he tried to talk, all that he could manage was, "BUUUU-RRRRRRPPPPPP!"

The evil witch left the farm, but her evil laughter lingered in the air. Before she left she said, "You're now a frog and will be banished into a well. This curse shall not be broken unless a bimbo is, well, dumb enough to give you a kiss."

The evil witch returned to her lair and the Prince became a frog that lived in the well.

Cinderella was strolling in the woods one day picking firewood for the household. Her mean sisters and stepmother treated her like shit, but she was still happy girl. She was ignorant. And Ignorance is bliss.

So that day, Cinderella suddenly became really thirsty for water. And like a miracle, a well came into her view. She hadn't remembered a well in the woods at all. But she couldn't care less, so she just drank from the well.

Then a voice called out.

Cinderella jumped and shot furtive glances around her. Her head turned in a sharp but exaggerated manner. She thought she was going crazy and burst into tears.

The voice called out again.

Cinderella decided to stop crying and check things out. The voice came from the well. The voice directed her to release the bucket. The voice directed her to reel in the bucket. Cindrella found a frog staring back at her. For a moment, there was silence.

Then, BUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!

Without hesitation, the frog asked Cinderella to kiss him.

"Eew, what's your problem? You're disgusting..." Cinderella whined. She thought for a moment.

"Alright, whatever. You and your sick fantasies..." and smooched the frog. Cinderella turned away to clean her mouth. When she turned back, she saw a handsome prince staring back at her.

She gasped, turned away to preen her hair, powder her nose and plump up her lips. Cinderella turned back and flashed her most priceless smile. She fluttered her eyelids a little and pranced around the prince like a little girl.

The prince asked, "Would you like to join me in my farmhouse party?"

"DUH!!" was Cinderella's reply.

On the day of the party, Cinderella was transformed into a beauty by the fairy godmother.

"Remember your curfew, girl. Before 12.." the fairy godmother warned.

At the party, Cinderella and the prince had a great time. Then 12 midnight came. Cinderella rushed out of the farmhouse, running straight home. Her carriage was gone already. The prince bolted after her.

He grabbed her hand in the open pastures. Just then, a storm approached. For a moment, both stopped in their tracks to look at the magnificent storm. Then out of the blue, lightning struck once again. This bolt was more furious and marvellous than the last one.

Well, the lightning bolt struck the prince and Cinderella. As the power surged through their bodies, their souls exchanged.

There you have, the handsome prince who could still burp like a frog and loved cleaning as much as Cinderella does.