I believe I'm developing a night life. That's great news for me. I'm happy for myself. Just back from work anyway.

Burp Report

Today's burps have been few and far between. However, quality and quantity are completely different measures. Despite not scoring in quantity, the burps for today have scored well in quality. Majority of the burps were loud and clear, and sounded like frogs croaking.

I can see the future burps improving by leaps and bounds. Till then, BURRRRRP!

They Hump

I got off the cab. Strolled along my void deck, then noticed that there was an unusually large number of cats hanging around. Then I saw the attraction.

It's time for some fun! So work that magic stick you tom cats!

Two cats were 'having fun'.

They were working it in the middle, while the others just looked on. How'd I know? 'Cos I looked on too. I know it sounds sick, but I just thought it was cute to see a couple of cats making out. It was really funny too. I was snickering to myself. Now, I'm really psychotic.

Anyways, I was just watching only for a couple of minutes. The other cats were around and staring, like watching some live performance. The two lead actors looked really gay. 'Cos both of them looked so feminine. And they were just like spinning slowly on the spot. Seriously, not much action lah...

Haha, I'm sick in the head. But who can you blame?

Splatters

I splattered paint on my new slip-on shoes. Not by accident. It was intentional. And now it looks fantastic.

I wore them out yesterday, hoping to get it seasoned for the Chinese New Year. But then in the end, they turned around to 'bite' me instead. What ungrateful brats after what wonders I did to them. So I ended up developing blisters and couldn't bear to walk in them anymore.

Very instinctively, I walked barefoot. Then Hairianto decided to exchange shoes with me. It was a win-win situation. 'Cos he looked great in my creation and I found comfort in wearing his size 8 shoes (I'm size 9.5 at least). Well, comfort for a moment because when I walked home from the bus-stop, I began hurting like crazy again. In the end, I still strolled home barefooted. I kinda liked the feeling actually.

Today, I suppose Hairianto wore my nice slip-ons to school. Woo! Free publicity. I heard that everyone said it was nice. I mean, DUH! Of course it's nice. If it wasn't, then why would I even bother keeping it? I should start selling them.

I think I'm talented lah. But still not quite there yet. I'm a well ready to be tapped.

Haha!... I know, self praise is no praise. But sometimes, you just gotta let your head swell a little. It really doesn't hurt. Just be careful not to inflate it too much. You wouldn't want it to explode. If it does, you'll get Splatters.

Maybe it'll look kinda cool on the things around you. Who knows?