Shakalaka Baby!

They talk about S-Pop and Kelly Poon inevitably comes into frame. But then I think it's kinda a shame that she's being marketed in Taiwan, and then suddenly returns and becomes the face(one of the faces, at least) of Singapore Mandarin pop music...

And the incredible amount of weight she lost! It's frightful how grotesquely skinny she is. I swear she looked wayyy sexier in the post-Project Superstar days. I kinda supported her last time, but not a huge fan of mandarin pop lah, huh. Which brings me to her song...



She's got no curves, can't really dance yet she's there gyrating in the video. Very turn off leh. It's got the wannabe flavour all over... The lyrics for the song very cheesy some more!

Here's the HOT version:



The Bollywood version wins hands down, obviously.

The guys, for one, can REALLY dance. It doesn't matter if they're short, fat or ugly, they sure as hell can work that booty out!

Back in my days in Singapore Polytechnic, I had a very 'Bollywood' lecturer, Dr. E. I think it was during some leadership workshop thingy where we had to put up with a performance. So my group got Dr. E and he suggested doing a Bollywood dance. Subsequently, he showed some of his moves right there and then.

I also remember a cheeky female lecturer who asked Dr. E, "Do the Bollywood guys really dance that fast? Or is it just on TV?"

Dr. E assured that they can indeed dance fast and proceeded to do a hip-shattering booty shake or something. AND he's at least 45 years old, can?!

They sure have it in their genes... just like me.