Opposites

Fuck, if I hear one more thing about opposing concepts, I'm gonna scream.

So I was watching Project Runway Canada and the designers receive their challenge: OPPOSITES.

OPPOSITES ARE SO OVERRATED.

Oh, you gotta come up with two ideas that are complete opposites, but somehow you gotta make them cohesive. I stomach did a somersault when I heard the challenge on the show. I felt queasy.

In fact, I felt like puking my guts out. I've quite had it with opposing ideas. The mind is so saturated with these concepts that any subsequent input will only lead to the body going into spasms, triggering the gag reflex to expel all opposing ideas.

As though art school hasn't preached enough on making opposing concepts work! I can, off the back of my hand, rattle off an incessant list of opposite ideas/concepts that'll make you scream for psychiatric help.

Day in, day out; projects after projects; opposites opposites OPPOSITES! It's like some sinister plot to reconfigure our creative minds. I do not appreciate being brainwashed like that.

End of bitch fit.