Bad Noose

First of all, it just screams 'CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP!'

I'm talking about The Noose on Channel 5.

Michelle Chong's American accent is not convincing, not bimbotic enough. And for Pete's sake, WHERE IS HER CLEAVAGE? Hello?! A bimbo without a cleavage? It just doesn't work.

The 'news' are not even sensational. Most of the time, it's just very outdated topics. It's painful to watch.

And it doesn't help that most of the time, they just ramble on. I got very tired and exhausted from waiting for them to GET TO THE POINT.

There's something very wrong with the whole show. The set is so cheaply put together. And aiyoh, the freaking harsh lighting... Everything just doesn't seem to fall into place nicely.

Oh yes, Singapore Funniest Home Videos.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

America's Funniest Home Videos, or AFV, first premiered in 19-fucking-89.

Are we like well over a decade late?