Hair

I haven't cut my hair for at least 2 months now. Most of the time, I just hide my hair under my cap or my faux straw hat.

The other night when we were at Hairianto's house, I took my cap off. I don't usually take my cap off, you see. I used to be very staunch about not taking my cap off, because after all, the purpose of the cap is to not reveal my hair. I didn't think it was cool to flaunt bad hair.

But now, I don't think that way anymore. Haha, because I know fuckingly well that I am cool no matter what.

So at Hairianto's house, I parted my hair right down the middle—very reminiscent of my secondary 1 and 2 days. This type of totally obiang hairstyle is practically criminal lah! But surprisingly, there are people who appreciate obiang hairstyles.

People like Kalis. Because I always talk about what I want to do with my hair, she would always say that she prefers my sec 2 hairstyle. So I did that centre part and asked if she liked it. Ironically, she doesn't. In fact, she couldn't even care less because she got her hair done earlier that day. *rolls eyes*

Later, I casually mentioned that I wanted my hair to my chin level, then casually glanced at Kalis. And can you believe it?! She gave this dirty look siah! She think her hair now like Kelly Poon she can act diva...

But I love her still, because she's my best friend.

Anyways, back to the cap thing... When I wear my cap, people get curious as to what lies beneath. People like to see bad hair, I guess. But then they're usually wrong because I have a fabulous crowning glory.

The other night on the dancefloor, this cheeky chub decided to whip my cap off my head! Totally caught off guard, can? Then they kinda asked me to do the Herbal Essences hair flip thing. I totally didn't have the feel for hair flips at that point. But what to do? I'm so fucking nice and cool, I just went on a bit without my cap lor.

That chub was rather disturbing. I'm thinking he should pick on someone his own size.

Oh, did I mention I have a rather long 'tail' at the back of my head? That's really cool. I realised that having a 'tail' makes for so much idling fun. As in my fingers have something to fiddle with when I bored. Haha...

And since my hair is getting longer, I also paid a little more attention taking care of it. First time in a long time, I actually conditioned my hair. I have to say that it's bloody ma fan, can? Then occasionally, I do this serum thingy too. So bloody high maintenance...

But at least it paid off. My hair feels and looks better. And it's true because Yayin said so too that night at Hairianto's house.

Of course, I would much prefer my hair to be blacker. I always talk about 'depth' of colour and end up confusing people. My natural hair colour is a very feeble kinda black. Slightly brownish, not vibrant at all. I want black that exudes strongly from inside out. It's gotta feel very 'full'.

I want to wear my hair like it's a crown, since it's the crowning glory after all.

P.S. With so much attention to myself, I figured that I could spare some attention for other people too. I found out that I'm a surprisingly good guy, perhaps too good for anyone's good. (Woo! Fucking beat that! Three 'good's in one sentence and still makes sense.)