I think I'm more like a full-time blogger and part-time student instead.

I love blogging so much! I think I'm pretty deprived of writing in school. There's not much imaginative writing to do. It's all either reports or scientific essays. All boring and dreary stuff. Really sad.

You all know how leeches suck on your blood right? And I don't think anyone particularly likes leeches eh? So how about human leeches for you?

I hate human leeches. And I'm violently against leeching off people. I think it's really wrong to leech off people. Even if they're your really good friends. There's no excuse to leech off others. It's just unethical. And the worse thing is leeching off people that are not really close to you.

That's like leeching under fair weather only. That's another sickening and gross thing: Fair weather friends.

Stormy weather friends are more appealing. Partly because I get to experience my favourite ligtning flashes during storms. And fair weather usually means shining sun, which I don't really like cos I'll perspire and start stinking up real bad.

Today there was this issue on my height. I'm just slightly taller than the average. And then a couple of people were asking me how I grew to my height.

Well, the trick is not to exercise too much while growing up. Keep away from all the sports. Eat junk food. Haha!... How nice eh?

Pain

I was just thinking of a bewildered-looking housewife ironing the laundry with the telephone at the end of the ironing board.

She still has her grease-stained apron on. Her hair's a mess, and you can roughly smell the celery and fried chicken somewhere lost in there. She's furiously ironing away while the TV's volume at full blast. Think she'll explode soon enough.

Then the phone rings. Her left hand reaches to pick up the phone after a moment of desperate yells for someone to get the phone.

However, unconsiously, she puts her right hand to her ear instead. Right hand holds the hot iron.

OUCH!