“I Only Know How To Style Funky,”

Fucking cheebye, I'm in a very foul mood because I got my hair cut.

I wanted a clean silhouette and she fucking go spike it up despite the hair being long and unspikeable. I asked for the length to be retained and I think she freaked out inside. Apparently, she 'dunno' how to cut long-ish haircuts.

But then I've seen her cut girls' hair, so I don't see why she can't handle long-ish hair on a guy's head. I think she's caught up in her own misconception that guy's hair should be short and funky. Nabeh cheebye lah...

Then she explained incoherently what she wanted to do to my hair and I let her cut it anyways. Gosh, kinda dumb on my part, right? I didn't have the balls to reject her, so fuck me lah! Sheesh...

I have not much idea what she did, but she just sliced and sliced and sliced and in the end, I didn't quite like it. 'Asymmetrical' is the buzzword for hairstyles now and asymmetrical was definitely what I got.

But my fucking hairstyle is not balanced at all! 

Symmetry VS Asymmetry. 

Balanced VS Unbalanced.

Two fucking clear factors; can never afford to get mixed up. In every asymmetrical form, there must be the balance aspect. Asymmetry DOES NOT mean unbalanced!

I'm so fucking miffed. I don't know what to do with my hair now. Lost so much volume from her slicing too. Bleargh...

I need to switch stylist, pronto.