The HUGE Members

I got on a moderately crowded bus today, realising it was filled with testosterone. Not that I minded, but I just got a little pissed off.

Apparently, there were more testosterone than I'd expected. Most of the guys got such healthy growth spurts!

Seems like they've got dicks so HUGE that they couldn't keep their legs closed. All of them had to open their legs at right-angles. IT WOULDN'T HURT TO CLOSE THEM A LITTLE MORE, WILL IT?!

Therefore, they practically claimed two seats on their own while I desperately looked for an empty space beside them that would at least fit me.

I ended up having only one buttcheek on the aisle seat. And I graciously parted my thighs at 90 degrees too!

You know, their not the only healthy ones.