My Dream Home

Channel 5 provides daily coverage of the Torino Winter Olympics.

And I'm the least interested. They cut off all my American sitcoms to air people skating on ice while doing all sorts of things. I am not interested at all!

It's so sad. I have to resort to spending my time online when what I really want is to have a good laugh watching sitcoms!

After the Winter Olympics, Channel 5 is gonna air a GOLF TOURNAMENT!!!

Oh my gosh! Can you believe it?!

I've gotta wait till 12 noon to catch something I like. And that is Debbie Travis' Facelift - a show where Debbie Travis, very talented and cool woman, gives 'facelift' for people's home while the 'victim' is away.

I love looking at nice interiors. Allows my to dream about my future home. Sometimes, I want my home to be a spacious penthouse. Then at times, I thought a small space for myself would do pretty fine.

I want a brick wall at home. Just one piece of brick wall will do. I want it rugged, very industrial, very tacky. Then vandalise it.

It will be such a fun thing to have! Of course, I'll equip my home with spraycans of paints in assorted colours. Then when I feel like it, I just doodle on my brick wall. When I invite people over for get togethers, I'll invite them to leave a mark on my brick wall.

I want to sleep in a tropical rainforest. I was thinking 'jungle' a moment ago, then I figured that will be too 'guerilla warfare'. Not homely, to say the least. So yes, a tropical rainforest for my bedroom.

There's got to be a small flowing stream, trickling water will do. I want a shaded canopy above me. Dark green leaves, lush greenery all around me. Maybe a water bed? Oh yes, I want birds to chirp sweetly and softly. Nice, colourful birds. Not birds like crows or ravens. Very importantly, as much as I'd like the rainforest, those mozzies gotta go. I don't want mosquitoes sucking on me when I sleep.

The bedroom is my sanctuary, where I sleep peacefully, rest beautifully and wake up gracefully.

I will invite friends over to watch DVDs on my state-of-the-art home theatre system. Very ideally, no remote controls, no manual changing of discs. Everything is voice-commanded. Then I'll have an impressive catalogue of DVDs that are ready to be played just by telling my theatre system. Of course there is a plush lounger! Great drinks too. Lightings will dim automatically when the movie starts.

When I'm not using the theatre system, the room is a dancefloor. Because there is a raised platform on which the plush lounger lies. I just move it away. Activate the dancefloor, then the white platform illuminates, with blinking huge globs of light in lime green, hot pink and flaming orange. The disco ball descends from the ceiling. The music is fantastic. I can be either alone of with cool people.

I'd like a sleek, metallic kitchen. Then I can cook good food, have fabulous meals, and not have to manually wash the dishes because now, I have a dishwasher.

Hmmm... Then I'll have a walk-in wardrobe. Very much like a boutique. Then I'll refresh stock every 2 months. Old stock I'll donate to Salvation Army or sell to my friends.

Best of all, I am rich.