Frog Kills Frog
It's really strange how things happen. While I'm hoo-haa-ing away on all the crap of me being a frog, I got to meet up with a real one face to face.
It was really nice to see my 'own species'. Then the most traumatising news broke.
Well, Froggy needs to kill fellow Froggymate.
Had to grab Froggymate by the hindlegs. Then, whacked it real hard against stone slab. Not just once, but 5 times. Gotta make sure it's really gone up to the heavens.
It was staring at me some more! Froggymate's blood splattered on my hand and arm and shirt too. Then it just went limp.
Some cruel shitty thing to do. And yo, that's not the worst part yet.
Frog Eats Frog
Yes! You heard that? FROG EATS FROG!!!
Skinned poor little Froggymate, mutilated it, disemboweled it, and boiled it in water.
Had it for supper.
Let's observe a moment of silence.
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